A Priest, a Lawyer and a Doctor walk into a man's deathbed,

And the priest gives the man his last writes. The man says "I only have $30,000, and I think I can bring it with me to heaven. You should each take $10,000 of it to drop into my grave." And the men take the money. The doctor pronounces the man dead, and the lawyer writes a contract to make those words the last will and testament of the dieing man.

The funeral goes as expected, with each man dropping an envelope into the grave. Afterwards, the priest says "I have a confession to make. I did not drop the money into the man's grave, but instead I bout new pews for the church, the the envelope contained my apology. I think this is just because I think more faith would have saved the man, and he loved my church.
And the doctor said "I have the same confession to make. I used the money to buy new equipment for the hospital, a it could have saved the man. And the lawyer said "I am very ashamed of the both of you. I put a check for $10,000 in there myself!

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