A guy is talking to his buddies about his weekend and he says "You guys are never gonna believe it! I was goin out to the ole cabin and across the train tracks I found a girl tied up. So I untied her and took her back to the cabin and we had sex all day Friday and had sex all day on Saturday. Shit was great." One of his friends replies, "Well thats nice but did you get any head?"
"No" he answers. "The train got the head"
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