A man walks into a sex shop... (NSFW)

During a dry spell, a man decides that usual masturbation is no longer satisfying his needs and decides to pop down to his local neighbourhood sex shop to purchase an inflatable doll with which to sate himself

Upon arriving at the store, the assistant asks "Would you like a male or a female doll?"

Being your garden variety str8 boi, he asks for a female doll

The assistant now asks "Would you like the doll to be white, black, or Asian?"

Having never before engaged in intimate relations with a lady of the Asian persuasion, he decides upon the Asian doll

Finally, the assistant asks "Do you prefer a Christian doll or a Muslim doll?"

Confused, the man asks "What's its religion got to do with anything? It's just an inflatable doll!"

To which the assistant replies "Well sir, the Muslim one blows itself up!"

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