He Said...She Said...

He said...Want a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?


He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?


He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a
fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left
you the money.


He said...This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
She said...No problem, I'll get you some that is.


She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault. I ran out of money.


He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.


He said...If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then
we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house,
we could fire the maid as well.
She said...Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me
properly we could do without the gardener as well.


He said...You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs,
have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?


He said...Why do you women always try to impress us with your
looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a
moron than he is blind.


He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.


He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.