Two old pilot friends in the Air Force were talking about the day's activities:
Jenkins (first pilot): Did you hear? Captain Smith jumped out of a B-1 bomber, without a parachute, and he wasn't hurt!
Randy (Second Pilot): That's impossible! The fall would have killed him!
Jenkins (shakes his head): The bomber hadn't taken off yet.
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