A Waiter greeting a young couple at a table, recognizes that the man he is serving is Bill Gate's son, Rory Gates! Excited at the prospect of a generous tip, the waiter tried his best to please Mr.Gates and his date. Sure enough, when the couple was done with their dinner, they had left a tip of $1000! More than 5x what their meal had cost them.
The next day, while serving, the Waiter noticed that no one other than Bill Gates was sitting at the same table his son had sat, waiting for someone to attend to him. The Waiter jumped at the chance, and again gave the best possible customer service he could. At the end of the meal, the Waiter went to collect the cheque. He was incredibly disappointed to find a measly tip of $10.
Bill Gates, noticing that something was wrong with the waiter's expression said "Hey Son, is anything the matter? You look kinda down".
"Umm, well, it's just, yesterday your Son, Rory, came in here, and left me a tip of $1000! I just thought you'd tip as generously as him.."
Bill Gates frowned, "Well that not very fair. How could you have expected a similar tip?! Rory's father is the CEO and founder of Microsoft AND a Billionaire! Mine was only a lawyer!"
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