Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race?

Had a vasectomy,...

Apparently it just makes them change colors.

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Chemist died in a...

the chemist knew the water was not a solution,

Three Old Men

Three old men are walking down the street when the first says, "it's windy...

1. DIETA DEL...

1. DIETA DEL PEREJIL: Todas las noches con el mismo Gil. (Aunque esta dieta...

Why was the...

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What do you get...

A pleasant erection

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3 Wishes

A man in Victoria, BC on Vancouver Island is walking along the beach and he...