There is a new virus going around, called 'work'. If you receive any sort of
'work' at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a
colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who have
been tempted to open 'work' or even look at 'work' have found that their social
life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter 'work' via email or are faced with any 'work' at all, then
to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words 'Sorry...I'm off
to the pub'. The 'work' should automatically be deleted from your brain.
If you receive 'work' in paper-document form, simply lift the document and
drag the 'work' to your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest
bar with two friends and order three pints of beer.
After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work' will no longer
be of any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have anyone
in your address book, then I'm afraid the 'work' virus has already corrupted
your life.
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