A guy came into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The following day the same guy walks into the bar and asks for a repeat order of the previous day. When the bartender inquires what’s the problem today, the guy answers, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy enters the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says "Geez! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
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