A leper walks into a bar and asks the bartender if they serve lepers there. The bartender says of course and the man orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer in front of him and then gets a horrible expression on his face, turns around and vomits in the sink. The leper apologizes and offers to leave but the bartender says, "It's not you. It's not you."
Time for another beer and the bartender looks at him and throws up again. The leper stands up to leave and apologizes again, thanking the man for his kindness and the bartender says, "It's not you-it's the guy behind you dipping his crackers in your back!"
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