Vovochka got angry at his female teacher and told her to jerk off. She pissed
off at him and went to the director of the school. He calls Vovochka to his
office:
- Did you tell Maria Ivanovna to jerk off?
- Kiss my !
- What's your father's office phone number?
Vovochka gives him the number and the director dials it.
- The President's administration. Speak.
He hangs up and calls the teacher:
- You go wanking and I'll have to do some butt-licking...
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