A guy is working at a grocery store, when a lady walks in. The lady says "excuse me, sir, where is the broccoli?" He looks around for a second, and says "well, it looks like we're all out of broccoli today. Come back tomorrow and we'll have some more." He goes back to doing his work, and about ten minutes later, the same lady comes back and says "excuse me, sir, where is the broccoli?" The guy says "Lady, I just told you, we don't have any broccoli. We'll have some more tomorrow." She leaves again, and he starts stacking the oranges. Five minutes later, the same lady comes in for a third time. She goes up to the guy and says, "excuse me, sir, where is the broccoli?" He looks at her and says, "Lady, humor me for a minute, will ya? How do you spell cat, like in catastrophic?" The lady says "Cat." The guy says, "Ok. Now how do you spell dog, like in dogmatic?" She says, "Dog." The guy looks at her and says, "Good. Now how do you spell fuck, like in broccoli?" The lady says, "There is no fuck in broccoli." The guys says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you! There is no fuckin' broccoli!"
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