Hard Selling

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You put on
your spring boots and walk around playing Mr. Busy. You put on your best smile
and walk around being Mr. Congenial. You fresh the entire Thesaurus links in
your memory and play Mr. Polished. You stand straight, you talk soft and smooth,
you open the door for the ladies, you smile like a dream, you set an aura around
you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say, "Hi, I
am great in bed, how about it?�
- That's Hard Selling.