Handicapped Job Interview


A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.


"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.


"Did you see any active duty?"


"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."


"May I ask what happened?"


"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."


"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."


"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."


"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

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