A guy walked into a sandwich shop, the sign behind the attractive female cashier said "ham sandwiches 10$, hand jobs 20$"
The guy asked the cashier; "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She smiled and said "yes"
The guy says "wash your damn hands, I want a ham sandwich"
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