Before taking Bagdad by storm American soldiers are praying to God.
The first:
- Oh, Lord, help me to survive or die like a hero.
The second:
- God, make so that the oil comes to the end in Russia.
The first:
- ???
The second:
- Do you really want to protect the democracy in the cold Siberia?
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