Hammock from yesterday TIFU at main page reminded me..

old Soviet joke: Three Communist's party bosses siting at the table and first said: Difficulties temper people, so at next plenum I would like to suggest that all communists must have sex only in hammock!
Second: .. standing!
Third: .. wearing skis!

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