The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the
Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.
Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42PM
last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and
going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and relatives, was
alone at the time of his death.
An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical Examiner,
Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest
induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he
kept coming, and coming and coming.....
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