so a person comes to barber shop for a shave. barber started doing his job and after some time he cuts the clients face. he apologies and continue his work. after some more time he cuts the client again! then the client goes - can i have a razor too, please?
- oh, you a barber also?
- no, i just want to be able to protect myself.
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