A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders himself a drink. Looking next to him, he notices that there is a jar full of just $10 bills. He asks the barman what the jar is for, the barman says "Well, we've got this sort of running contest going on here"
The man, intrigued, asks him to go on. He continues, "The contest is 2 things, first, out back we've got a dog. It's rabid, foaming at the mouth and vicious. It also has a loose tooth, you've got to go back there and pull out that tooth. The second part, is that upstairs in the bedroom is a prostitute, riddled with chlamydia aids and whatever else you can think of. You've got to go up there and screw her good. Once you've done both of these things, you win all the money in the jar!"
The man thinks about it for a moment, and says" you know what, I think I'll pass. That all just sounds too risky to me."
Well, after several more drinks, he's thinkin' that little contest can't be all that hard! Several more drinks go by and he decides to go ahead and give it a shot. He drops his $10 in the jar, and walks out back.
Now from inside, all the barman can hear is a pounding sound and what he thinks is whimpering and whining coming from the dog. The man Bursts back into the bar, sweaty and looking worn out and flushed, and he yells "Now where's the whore with the loose tooth!"
-Credit to my father. I've got a lot more like this :)
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