Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy : Who are you ?
Guy: I am an NYC cab driver.
God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
God to the Priest : Who are you ?
Priest : I am a priest & spent 40 years preaching good to people.
God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, jerk off driver gets a gold robe when I spent all my life preaching good to get cotton.
God : Results, my son, results.
While you preached, people slept....when he drove, people really prayed!
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