Hair Caught


A young boy had just got his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if
they could discuss the possibility of buying a motorcycle. His father took him
to the study and said to the boy, "I'll make a deal with you, son. You bring
your grades up from a C to a B-average, study your Bible a little, and get your
hair cut and we'll talk about the motorcycle."


Well, the boy thought about that for a moment and decided that he'd best
settle for the offer, and they agreed.


After about six weeks the boy came back and again asked his father about the
motorcycle. Again they went to the study where his father said, "Son, I've been
real proud of you. You've brought your grades up, and I've observed that you've
been studying your Bible and participating a lot more in the Bible study class
on Sunday morning. But I'm real disappointed seeing as you haven't got your hair
cut."


The young man paused a moment and then said, "You know, Dad, I've been
thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Sampson
had long hair, Moses had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, and there's
even strong argument that Jesus Himself had long hair."


To which his father replied, "You're right, son. Did you also notice that they
all WALKED everywhere they went?"

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