A teacher was educating her class about anatomy and points to a chart and asks "can anyone tell me that these are?" Suzy raises her hand and says "ma'am, those are breasts." "Good, how many do women have?" the teacher asks. She tells her that women have two and the class resumes. She points to another chart and asks "and what are these?" Billy raises his hand and answers "ma'am, those are ovaries." "Very good Billy." She says "and how many do women have?" He answers with two and the class moves on. She then points to another chart and asks "and what is this?" Johnny raises his hand and proudly says "ma'am, that is a penis, and men have two!" Confused, the teacher asks "2? Are you sure?" to which Johnny replies "Yep! My dad has 2. One little one he uses to pee with and a big long one he uses to brush mommy's teeth!"
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