gypsys vs a bar

firstly im a gypsy (i know its shocking that a gypsy is on a computer)

i was traviling around linconshire and i went to s.e linc (i cant remember where exactly but around that area) and so i stopped outside a bar to get a drink and when i went in i was pushed out by a staff he said 'you cant come in'

'why?'

'because your a gypo'

'whats that got to do with anything?'

'its the rules of the bar'

'so if obama come here you would kick him out?'

'no because hes black'

'you dont make any sense. what is the real reason?'

'becuase you lot takes jobs'

'you do relise that to get a job you need qulifications from schools and people think that gypsies dont go to schools so ,in theory, gypsies arent allowed to have jobs because they dont go to school'

'... just fuck off'

so yeah, the moral of the story is that gypsies can't get jobs because they dont go to school. (sorry this is long i tried to make it funny)

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