Guy walks into an ER, anxious and very upset, and exclaims "I'm shrinking, I'm shrinking!" to the triage nurse, who calmly looks up at him and says, "You are just going to have to be a little patient."
A few minutes later, another man stumbles over to the triage desk, has a carrot sticking out of his ear and celery stalks protruding from his nose, and complains to the nurse that he is not feeling well. The nurse looks at him for a few seconds, shakes her head and says, "Maybe you're not eating right!"
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