Sweet Old Couple - Part II

The Sweet old couple finish their meal and the entire restaurant takes a sigh. They are smitten in adoration for the couple.


The old man gets up and tells his wife, "Honey, let's go behind the restaurant where we always used to meet when we were young." The wife blushes but gets up.
Both of them are seen exiting through the back door.



Now, the entire McDonald's customer and servers gather up towards the exit door. They pry the door slightly open and observe the couple slowly walking away: the old woman leading the walk and the old man right behind her with his hands on her shoulders.
There is a really good crowd by the door now, wondering what the sweet old couple is up to.


The couple walk all the way to the boundary and the woman slowly holds on the wire fence. To everybody's amaze, the old man, all of a sudden, starts pounding at her from behind. The woman is all shaking and moaning. Finally they both fall down. All the spectators gasp and aren't sure what they should do. Slowly the old woman gets up and picks up her husband and both of them start walking back towards McDonald's.


Everybody retracts and goes back to their seating/counters. The same gentleman from [the old story] (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pcrur/sweet_old_couple/) discreetly approaches the couple. He then asks, "wow!! You both still got it. Was that what you used to do when you were young?"
The old man says, "well... they had the wire fence back then too, but it wasn't electric."

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