So the guy asks. The bartender says, you have to do three things: first you have to whip the bar back's ass he's 6'3 and 250 pounds. Next you have to go down in the basement and pull a sore tooth out of my Rottweilers mouth. Lastly, you have to go upstairs and fuck my grandmother and she's 97 years old. So the guy excepts the challenge goes out back in fights the bar back. Somehow he manages to win but he's been beaten badly as he comes staggering back in the bar. He heads down into the basement and the dog barks, whines cries and let's out a deep moan. The guy comes stumbling up the stairs and back into the bar and he says, "now where's that old lady with the sore tooth?"
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