Customer: (to bartender)
"My wife and I just got into a knock down, drag out fight!"
Bartender: What happened?
Customer: When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands and
knees!
Bartender: Wow! What did she say?
Customer: She said, "Come out from under that bed right now you coward or I'll
kick your butt again!!"
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