''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in
on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have
had something in his hand.''
��that he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.''
''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?''
''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's tit.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing
it was, but not much use in a fight.''
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