Well, I met this girl at this same bar earlier. We get drunk, we hit it off, and she invites me over to her place. So we mess around for a couple hours when there's a banging on the door.
"Who's in there with you" yells the voice. She tells me its her husband. I'm still dazed from the alcohol and sex that I threw my clothes out the window, stumbled out naked at the same time and barely managed to grab hold of the ledge.
The Husband enters and immediately sees my hands. I hear footsteps, I shut my eyes and he begins pounding my hands with his shoe, he was yelling, cursing his wife and just causing a scene then he pissed all over my bloody hands and face. It stung like hell but I still held my grip.
By now a crowd outside had gathered. I could hear a street full of people laughing at me when he finally slammed the window down on my hands. The pain made me beg for mercy, for my life.
...Do you wanna know whats the worse part...more embarrassing than anything else. Is when I finally looked down and was only two feet off the fucking ground.
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