Some young guys were going to the pub for a few drinks. They were drinking merrily when this old drunk guy quips up to one of the youngsters, "Hey, I had a great time with your mom last night!". They decided to ignore him and continue drinking. After a while the old man speaks up again, "Your mom gave the best blowjob ever a few weeks ago!". The young guy was starting to get pissed, but kept a level head and continued to enjoy his time with his friends. The old man, getting annoyed that he was ignored, shouted "HEY YOU, your mom loves getting anal doggy-style!!" The youngster, now completely pissed off, walks up to the old man and says "You're drunk dad, go home."
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