So a guy goes to prison for the first time.
He is taken to his new cell and is terrified to see his cell mate, a huge brute of a man with tattoos of swastikas on his teeth.
He sees that the newcomer is intimidated by his appearance and says,
"Don't worry, I'm in for a white collar crime"
"Thank god, what did you do?"
"I brutally murdered a bus load of catholic priests"
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