The Devil meets him at the entrance and says that though he is stuck in Hell forever, he will let the man choose one of three rooms to be in for eternity.
When the man opened the first door, he saw a bunch of people in a giant pot of boiling water. He decides to see what's behind door number two. Upon entering, he sees people taking turns dropping large rocks on each others bare feet. The man decides to see his final option before making a decision so he enters the third room. It is just a bunch of people standing waste deep in a pool of crap. The man decides that thought it stinks worse than anything he's ever smelled, it seemed to be the best of the choices he was given.
He tells the Devil that he will take room three and the Devil directs the man to his new home in the pool. After settling in, the Devil says "OK everyone, the break time is over, back on your heads."
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