What's your Fourth Grade Joke?

Some of the few jokes I actually remember got burned into my brain back in fourth grade. They mostly involved exaggeration of body parts especially balls, boobs and dicks; dead babies; boys vs. girls; and bathrooms. I would not consider using any of them in sentient company today - they're probably not even funny any more, and may be more interesting as expressions of a certain social milieu. But this is online, where it's all anonymous and nobody remembers what you said! :D

One of those I sorta remember but not enough, so I found an example [online](http://www.rollitup.org/t/ive-got-a-joke-for-ya.808882/page-3) (credit where credit is due - it was the first link). It's a little different but it will do. I cleaned up the syntax and wording a bit but it's still a stupid joke!

There is this really beautiful woman who has to pick between 3 men who want to marry her. (I don't know why - maybe it's a tribal thing.) She tells them, "I will marry the one with the biggest balls. Every one come here to my house in three nights and show me what you've got."

So the 1st guy goes to doctor and says, "Doc, I need something to make my balls bigger."

The Doc says, "Take these pills every 12 hours. It will probably itch, but that's OK."

The 2nd guy goes to doctor and complains, "Doc, I need to make my balls bigger, what can I do? I need your help! I'll pay extra!"

The Doc says, "Take these pills every 6 hours. It will probably burn a bit, but that's OK. Just use a little cortizone cream on the area."

The 3rd guy has a more ambitious plan and says, "Doc I need to make my balls bigger than these other two guys. Please help me, I'll pay double, and I have a couple of cruise tickets I can give you."

The Doc responds to this exercise in supply/demand economics, and tells him, "Take these pills every hour. But be careful! Things can happen very fast, and it works a little differently on everybody. And it's going to burn like fire, but you'll just have to put up with it."

So the 3rd night comes around. The woman waits anxiously for the men, but finally there is a knock on the door. "Come in" she replies. The 1st man comes in and drops his pants. He's got huge balls, each the size of a football. Very impressed, and getting turned on already, she fondles them joyfully until there is another knock on the door.

Immediately the 2nd man comes in and drops his pants. His balls are each the size of a basketball! The beautiful woman drools despite herself - never before has she desired any man as much as they've all desired her!. She entertains herself by stroking and cuddling up with these huge monuments to manhood.

A couple of hours go by. She continues to wait, even though she's all ready to marry no. 2, it's a fair contest and it's not midnight yet. At 11:49 the 3rd man still hasn't showed and she is just getting ready to pick the 2nd man. Suddenly the door bursts open. The 3rd man walks in and grins at the woman. She asks, "What's going on, are you ready to drop your pants?"

He says, "No need, you'll see." Then he turns around and says, "Roll 'em in, boys!"