Guy gets sick of the rat race and...

....moves to the country. After about six months, he gets a little lonely for company so he's happy when a nearby farmer comes over.
They're sitting on the porch having a couple beers when the farmer asks,

*"Would you like to come to a party at my house next friday?"*


Guy says, *"sure, sounds fun."*


Farmer says, *"But there'll probably be loud music."*


Guy says, *"Cool with me."*


Farmer says, *"And a lot of drinking, that's how it is."*


Guy looks at his beer and nods his head.


Farmer says, *"Gotta watch out, sometimes there's a little fightin'."*


Guy says *"I can handle my own. Sounds fun."*


Farmer says, *"And if you're lucky, might be a little sex.."*


Guy says *"Now I can't wait. Next friday? What should I wear?"*


Farmer says, *"Whatever. Just gonna be you and me."*

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