Guess my age

A woman gets a facelift for her 47th birthday.


On her way home, she stops at a newsstand and asks the sales clerk, �How old do you think I am?�


�About 32,� the clerk replies.


�I�m actually 47,� the woman says.


She then goes into McDonald�s and asks the cashier the same question.


�I�d guess about 29,� she says.


�Nope, I�m 47,� the woman replies.


Later, as she waits for the bus, she asks an old man the same question.


�I�m 78,� he says, �and my eyesight is starting to go. But when I was young, you could determine a woman�s age by putting my hand up her shirt and feeling her boobs.�


Curiosity getting the best of her, she says, �What the hell, go ahead.�


He slips his hand up her shirt and, after a few minutes, says, �You�re 47.�


�That�s amazing!� she says, stunned. �How did you know?�


�I was behind you in line at McDonald�s.�


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo