Baking bread

Holiday Banana Bread:


Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large banana.


Instructions:


1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.


2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.


3 - Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased, check with middle finger.


4 - Add banana, work up and down until well creamed.


5 - Lower nuts and sigh with relief, when banana is soft, bread is done!


6 - Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but, "do not lick the bowl."


NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.


Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis