A man is walking along a deserted beach, when all of a sudden he
hears a voice that commands, "Dig!"
The man stops, and looks around but he can't see anyone so he
continues to walk when the voice says again, "I said dig!"
So he gets on his knees and starts digging deep into the sand
until his hands hit something hard. He struggles for a bit but
then pulls out a treasure chest.
The voice says, "Open!" So the man opens it up and finds
hundreds of thousand of gold coins. The voice says, "To the
casino!"
So the man runs off with his money to the nearest casino, and
changes ALL of it for chips. He enters the door of the gaming
lounge when the voice says, "Russian Roulette!" It takes a
couple of minutes to find the table but he eventually got there.
He figured that the voice knew what it was doing if it had
gotten him that far already.
The worker called for new players and the voice said, "All of it
on red 36!" The man obediently put all of the chips on the
right square and watched the worker start.
The ball went round and round countless times until it finally
stopped on black 12.
The voice said, "Shit!"
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