A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads her legs.Her husband starts to cry.She says, "What's the matter?"He says, "Thirty years ago I couldn't wait to eat it. Now it looks like it can't wait to eat me."
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