Go Golfing

There were four buddies golfing and the first guy said, "I had
to promise my wife that I would paint the whole outside of the
house just to go golfing."


The second guy said, "I promised my wife that I would remodel
the kitchen for her."


The third guy said, "You guys have it easy! I promised my wife
that I would built her a new deck."


They contuined to play the hole. Then the first guy said to the
fourth guy, "What did you have to promise your wife?" The fourth
guy replied, "I didn't promise anything."


All the guys were shocked, "How did you do it?!" He replied,
"It's simple. I set the alarm clock for 5:30. Then I poked my
wife and asked, 'Golf course or intercourse?' And she said,
'Wear your sweater.'"