The Lannisters, Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion, are walking along the beach near Kings Landing. While Tyrion and Cersei are trading insults, Jaime notices the glitter of gold in the distance.
"Do you see that?" he interrupts. The three of them go and investigate. Lo and behold, they find a golden lamp. Tyrion, having read about such treasures, cannot overcome the urge to rub the lamp. As expected, a genie comes out.
"Thank you so much!", the genie says, "I've been trapped in that lamp since before the doom of Valyria. To thank you all, I will grant each of you one wish. Who will go first?"
Tyrion begins to speak, but Cersei immediately interrupts, "I am the eldest. I should go first!"
The genie agrees, "Very well then. Cersei, what is your wish?"
Cersei gives Tyrion an evil look and says confidently, "I wish Tyrion had never been born!"
Tyrion then speaks, "Wait a minute, I..." but the genie makes some magical gestures and Tyrion disappears.
"That is horrible!", Jaime exclaims, "How could you do that to our brother?" Cersei shrugs and smiles.
"Your wish, Ser Jaime?", the genie intervenes.
"I would like to undo Cersei's wish... I wish for you to bring my brother back," Jaime quickly responds.
After some magical gestures, Tyrion reappears. An expression of disappointment on Cersei's face soon becomes one of worry as she realizes that Tyrion still has a wish. Jaime soon makes the same realization and also begins to worry.
"It is your turn to make a wish, Tyrion," the genie says.
Tyrion thinks for a moment, looks at Cersei, and then makes his wish.
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