...and after some time, the grandpa lights a cigarette. The boy asks:
"Grandpa, could I have a cigarette too?"
"Is your dick long enough to reach your asshole?" asks the old man.
"No..."
"Then you're too young for this."
They keep fishing. After a while, the grandpa opens a beer can. The boy asks again:
"Grandpa, could I have a beer too?"
"Is your dick long enough to reach your asshole?" asks the old man once more.
"No..."
"Then you're too young for this."
The kid gets grumpy, but after a while, he takes out the cookies his mum prepared for him and starts eating. His grandpa turns to him and asks:
"Boy, could I have some of those cookies?"
"Is your dick long enough to reach your asshole?"
"Of course it is!" boasts the old man.
"Well then you can go fuck yourself, 'cause you ain't getting any of this!"
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