One summer morning, grandpa and little Billy go for a fishing trip. Once they get out on the boat, grandpa reaches into the cooler and grabs a cold Bud. As he cracks his beer Billy asks, "Hey Grandpa, do you think I could try a sip of that beer?". Grandpa responds "Does your pecker touch your bung hole?", Billy responds "Well, no Grandpa, it doesn't". "Then you're not old enough", Grandpa bristles.
After drinking a few of those Budweisers, Grandpa pulls out a big fat stogie. As he's lighting his cigar, Billy asks "Hey Grandpa, do you think I could try a few puffs?", once again Grandpa asks "Does your pecker touch your bung hole?" Bill once again says "No grandpa, it doesn't". "Then you're not old enough"
Now it's been a few hours, and they both pull out the lunch grandma packed for them. After they finish their sandwiches, Billy pulls out a bag of Grandma's homemade cookies, Grandpa doesn't have any cookies in his sack. "Hey Billy," Grandpa asks "Do you think I could have some of those?" Billy asks "Grandpa, does your pecker touch your bung hole?" Grandpa smiles and says "It sure does!"
Little Billy says "Then you can go fuck yourself grandpa! You ain't getting none of my cookies!"
(I've known this joke for years, and this is the first time I've ever typed it out or submitted anything to this subreddit...hope it doesn't suck)
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