You know my Grandad passed away the other day. Lived to be 103. He told me his secret to living a good life and leaving a legacy was that he put one .45's worth of gunpowder over his eggs every morning. Said it gave him that "kick" he needed to take life by the balls. Grandad was right about leaving a legacy though. He left behind 1 wife, 2 mistress, 6 kids, 9 grand-kids, 3 great-grand kids, and a 20ft hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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