She responds:
"Sorry, I'm only interested in a commited relationship right now."
He says "500 dollars". The hostess repeats what she had just said. He proceeds to say "1000 dollars". She says no again.
The man keeps adding, until he reaches 50,000. The hostess stops him.
"Ok, ok, I'll come with you. Where do you want to go?"
The man responds:
"Who the hell said anything about going anywhere? I was just counting my money."
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Sorry for the bad formating, on mobile right now.
All credit goes to my mom, who told me about it (and no, she is not a hostess)
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