Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle
Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own? Because it was two tired!
What's the difference between a Nazi and a gay guy? *joke teller raises hand to a Nazi salute and then flips it down to show off his nails in a stereotypical gay man fashion* 90 degrees!
My personal favorite and the one I told: A man was shot with a starter pistol at the track, police think it may be race related.
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