A grand dad is taking his 6 year old grand son on a fishing trip for the day. Before they go out the grand mom packs the grand son a lunch and some snacks while the grand dad packs his own lunch and beers then they leave.
After an hour on the boat the grand dad opens a beer and begins to relax. The grand son looks at the beer and asks, "Hey grand dad can I have one of those beers?"
The grand dad replies, "Well son, does your penis touch your butthole?"
The grand son says, "Well no..."
Grand dad says, "Then you're too young to have one."
A little while later the grand dad pull out some chewing tobacco and begins to chew some and the grand son asks, "Hey grand dad can I have some of that chew stuff?"
He replies again, "Does your penis touch your butthole?"
Grand son answers, "No it doesn't."
Grand dad says, "Then you're too young, you can't have any."
After about a couple hours on the boat the grand dad and grand son haven't had a bite from the fish yet so the grand son decides to see what he has for lunch. He sees that the grand mom packed him some of her famous delicious cookies so he decides to snack on some of them in the boat.
When the grand dad sees the grand son eating the cookies he asks him, "Hey kiddo, can I have some of those cookies?"
The grand son replies, "Well grand dad, does your penis touch your butthole?"
The grand dad says, "Yes it does son"
So the grand son replies, "Then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."
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