A man joins two poachers who had recently lost one of their hunting partners.
They are in the forest setting up and one of the poachers is explaining to the newbie how they go about capturing the gorrilas.
They put the net on the ground under the tree that the gorrila is in to capture it. So that they can get a clear shot off on the gorrila so they don't harm the pelt as that would bring down its value, they have a dog that bites the gorilla's balls to stun it. To get the gorrila out of the tree they have some one climb up with bananas to attract it, and a club to hit it over the head once it is close enough.
When they have the dog and net ready, the send the newbie up the tree to get the gorrila out. He pulls out the bananas, and the gorrila starts to swing closer to him. once it gets within reach the man tries pulling out the club to hit the gorrila but it gets stuck in his belt. The gorrila siezes the opportunity and grabs the bananas and in the process knocks the man out of the tree.
As he is falling the only thing he can think to scream out is "SHOOT THE DOG! SHOOT THE DOG!"
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