Melissa came home late from her date. She was tired, so on her way to her bedroom she threw her coat over a dining room chair, threw her purse into the kitchen table, and just threw her clothes all over her bedroom floor without a care.
Next morning at breakfast her mother asked if she had a good time last night.
"Oh yeah" she said, "the best ever"
"I thought so" said mom, "your panties are still stuck to the ceiling"
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