One night, George Washington�s ghost in the White House awakened Bill Clinton.
Clinton saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help
the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised
George.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.
"Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.
Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the
shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do
to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Go to the theatre."
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